Selected Aphorisms #34

The thirty-fourth installment in our hard-hitting new series.

I don’t get it, is Sarah the wife of the prophet Abraham or the barista who I sometimes joke around with at the cafe? It’s a difficult question to answer, I think. One thing’s for sure, though: if I worked for USA Today and wondered the same thing, I’d know exactly how to remove any doubts: by taking a poll, duh!