Selected Aphorisms #39

The thirty-ninth installment in our occasionally soused new series.

Whenever I pour myself a scotch drink, I make a point of announcing – to no one, in particular – “Daddy needs his medicine.” That I have sired no actual children is of little consequence – the truth of my declaration remains unassailable.

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