Selected Aphorisms #39
Posted: March 13, 2009 Filed under: Aphorisms | Tags: aphorism, ecstatic truth, scotch drink 1 Comment »The thirty-ninth installment in our occasionally soused new series.
Whenever I pour myself a scotch drink, I make a point of announcing – to no one, in particular – “Daddy needs his medicine.” That I have sired no actual children is of little consequence – the truth of my declaration remains unassailable.
Selected Aphorisms will return Tuesday morning, bright-eyed and bushy-somethinged.