Selected Aphorisms #50

The fiftieth installment in our self-congratulatory new series.

“Give a man a 1996 Kia Sephia with a garrulous serpentine belt and failing transmission, and he’ll probably regard it as a mixed blessing. Teach a man to fix that Kia Sephia, and he’ll find work even in this tough economy.” It’s sayings like this – bursting with intuitive light, rolling right off the tongue – that have made The New Enthusiast your #1 source for spiritual consolation since slightly earlier than right now in 2009.