Self-Promotion in the House!

In a first for me, I’ve been asked to write articles by someone who neither owes me money nor shares most of my genetic material.

Portland Sportsman is only slightly ashamed to call me a member of their journalistic family. I’ve written a preview of the Portland Beavers for them that might be of interest to like 3 and 1/2 of you — i.e. a crowd + 1/6.

I do quote both Kanye West and Werner Herzog in it. So, uh, that happened.

– Carson