Self-Promotion in the House!
Posted: April 10, 2009 Filed under: Other | Tags: fractions (fun with), genes, self-promotion 1 Comment »In a first for me, I’ve been asked to write articles by someone who neither owes me money nor shares most of my genetic material.
Portland Sportsman is only slightly ashamed to call me a member of their journalistic family. I’ve written a preview of the Portland Beavers for them that might be of interest to like 3 and 1/2 of you — i.e. a crowd + 1/6.
I do quote both Kanye West and Werner Herzog in it. So, uh, that happened.
– Carson
McSweeney
Carson Cistulli
Woytek
daynperry
Najib
Sean Casey
Dan Lurie
I have my own prediction: By season’s end, the Pittsburgh Pirates will still be mired in their how-ever-many-year long below .500 streak which is even more embarrassing considering the insurgent success of their African affiliate the Somali Pirates.