Party Stoppers

“My imagination is wildly fertile and generative. I will now blow your mind.”

“Ten minute uninterrupted funk bass solo! Watch out!”

“Your cat is dead now.”

“Did someone order a party guest who doubles as an irrepressible fountain of joy?”

“I have an unquenchable thirst for ribaldry.”

“Puppet show?”

“Which one of these closets leads to Narnia?”

“I’m struck by this gathering’s lack of diversity.”

“I propose we discourse on the fear of death.”

“That’s a rather unlettered way of putting it.”

“I am not yet sated with good times.”