Self-Quote from the Future

Warning: The following post is kinda about sport.

Peering into the future, I am able to foresee how I would react to certain parental situations.  The following dialogue is from February 17, 2036 when my yet unborn son is sixteen years old.

Son Woytek: I don’t understand why you love Ian Kinsler so much, he only hit .255 in 2011.

Me Woytek: I know you’re trying to make me angry, so I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that.

Son Woytek: Just cuz he’s Jewish…

Me Woytek: You’re no longer my son.

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