What Not to Say to One’s Lover in Advance of Hanky-Panky
Posted: March 24, 2012 Filed under: Other | Tags: hanky-panky, pad thai Leave a comment »“Brace yourself!”
“That pad thai is not sitting well, baby.”
“Say, what’s that there in the distance?”
“Meow.”
“If you didn’t know better, wouldn’t you say Osama Bin Laden looked like a big sweety?”

