On The Only Thing More Ghastly Than an Aging Man in Spandex

The only thing more ghastly than an aging man in spandex is conversation with an aging man in spandex. If an aging man is willing to pull spandex on and show the world the teardrop contours of his sagging bottom, there is no bottom to his dullness and limitations in conversation.

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