Lines to Try on an Employee of Roto-Rooter

“You must be pooped.”

“Shitty day, huh?”

“You call that work? You steal shit for a living.”

“At least you’re not entirely covered in feces.”

“Shit, it’s you.”

“Do you guys work on stopped-up cats?”

“If I need to call you, do I dial number two?”

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