Things I Don’t Currently Do for Fun but Am Thinking About Starting DoingPosted: July 1, 2012
Fart whenever I pass a Capri Sun.
Tie helium balloons to my cigarettes and follow them around the room, taking little puffs as I go.
Walk around town with a sandwich board on that says
a) thinking about going gay for a weekend, or b) Can I smell you?
Put ketchup on my salad.