On the Unfortunate Portrayal of Canadians in News MediaPosted: February 4, 2013
Contrary to how they’re portrayed in popular news media, Canadians actually bear a striking resemblance to other humans. It’s true, of course, that Canadian infants possess massive beards that glisten like dawnlight on a Schwan’s truck. It’s also demonstrably the case that lactating Canadian women account for the greatest part of that nation’s GDP. Otherwise, there’s little to distinguish them from other iterations of homo sapiens — and reports of Canadians using swan parts to decorate their hair and eyes are grossly overstated.