Selected Aphorisms #82

The eighty-second installment in our occasionally unusual series. After reading Le Rochefoucauld, I’m capable of writing only sentence-long maxims. After reading Wodehouse, I can’t restrain myself from effecting the voice of a British aristocrat. For the present aphorism, then, I’ve conducted an experiment: I read only my interior self. “Your interior self?” the reader is […]

Selected Aphorisms #80

The eightieth installment in our constantly vigilant series. CORRECTION: In Aphorism #75, I cited a fictional political debate called the Freaking Issue when, in point of fact, the Big Fanta Situation, Great Home-Gym Concern, or Panty Removal Initiative would have been more pleasing for the reader.