Utterance Beginning with a Line from Annie Hall
Posted: February 23, 2012 Filed under: Enthusiasms Leave a comment »“You’re what my grandmother would call a real Jew. I mean, you’re not Jewish. It’s just, she has Alzheimer’s.”
Greek Fragment #16
Posted: February 23, 2012 Filed under: Greek Fragment Leave a comment »From a series of Greek fragments from the 7th century BCE.
A woman can marry me
for what’s in my accounts
so long as she acquaints herself
with what’s in my tunic, as well.
Theology vs. Pornography: A Subtle Distinction
Posted: February 23, 2012 Filed under: Enthusiasms Leave a comment »Theology: “The Kingdom of God is inside you.”
Pornography: “The Kingdom of God is all up inside you.”
The Least Pleasant Comment to Hear After Receiving a Wet Willy
Posted: February 21, 2012 Filed under: Enthusiasms 1 Comment »“That wasn’t my finger.”
A Quote by Lichtenberg, Repurposed to Good Effect
Posted: February 21, 2012 Filed under: Enthusiasms Leave a comment »“An ass is a mirror: If an ass peers into it, you can’t expect an ass to look out.”
A Totally Reasonable Statement Concerning Erik Satie
Posted: February 20, 2012 Filed under: Enthusiasms 1 Comment »“Erik Satie: the Steely Dan of the Belle Époque.”
Greek Fragment #15
Posted: February 20, 2012 Filed under: Greek Fragment Leave a comment »From a series of Greek fragments from the 7th century BCE.
The woman I love is pregnant
with that Aphron’s child.
It’s good news, in a way:
I’ve never seen a centaur before!
Three Great Fictional Museums
Posted: February 20, 2012 Filed under: Enthusiasms Leave a comment »- Museum of Accidental Colonoscopies
- Museum of Greco-Roman Sleepovers
- Museum of the Ticklish
Greek Fragment #14
Posted: February 19, 2012 Filed under: Greek Fragment Leave a comment »From a series of Greek fragments from the 7th century BCE.
“Help, I’ve been hit”:
this is the thought of every man
at the moment of his birth.
Idea for the Ultimate Period Piece
Posted: February 17, 2012 Filed under: Enthusiasms Leave a comment »England, 1879: a young, aristocratic woman menstruates for the first time.
McSweeney
Carson Cistulli
Dan Woytek
daynperry
Najib
Sean Casey
Dan Lurie
