New Information Regarding Ol’ Dirty Bastard’s “Shimmy Shimmy Ya”

New information regarding ODB’s 1994 single “Shimmy Shimmy Ya” reveals that the song — and, in particular, the artist’s declaration that he “like[s] it raw” — refers not, as previously suspected, to Ol’ Dirty’s carnal preferences, but instead to his enthusiasm for macrobiotic cuisine.

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Great Moments in Wikipedia Entries: Memento Mori

From the entry for Memento Mori, an exercise in understatement:

After the invention of photography, many people had photographs taken of recently dead family members. Given the technical limitations of daguerreotype photography which required long exposure times, this was one situation where the portrait subject remained quite still.