How Does Encyclopedia Britannica Stay In Business In the Internet Age?

Somebody has to help Bob Costas fill the bookshelves of his Olympics studio.


The New Enthusiast Sunday Poll


Actual Menu Item That Has to Be More Delicious Than It Sounds

Probiotic FroYo


More Surprising Hobbies of Abraham Lincoln, President and Vampire Hunter

Quilting

Baking

Parkour


Why Women are Superior to Men

They can turn towels into hats.


Final Screenplay for Peter Berg’s Film Adaptation of Battleship

Timmy: A4.

Bobby: Miss.

Bobby: B7.

Timmy: Miss.

Bobby: This sucks. Your dad still got that trunk of porn?


Something You Rarely Hear a Child Say

When I grow up I want to harvest antivenom.


Another Way to Describe Cake if You’re in the Company of People Who Object to the Word Moist

This cake is exceptionally damp!


Things More Dangerous than Indoor Soccer

  1. Renting a Vespa in Florence
  2. Going anywhere near farm equipment when you’re the younger brother of a soon-to-be-famous musician during the early scenes of a rock & roll biopic
  3. That’s about it

Excerpt from an Early Version of Tim Burton’s Batman Script

The Joker: [fuming] This town needs a Chili’s!


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