In the final minutes of a nail-biting Superbowl, all broadcasts are suddenly and irrevocably switched to a full screening of 13-episode PBS educational series Voyage of the Mimi.
“Falafel. You feel me?”
I keep it fresher than the next bitch.
No need for you to ever sweat the next bitch.
With speed, I make the best bitch see the exit.
Indeed, you gotta know your thoroughly respected by me,
Happy Valentine’s Day.
The itsy-bitsy spider, son.
It goes up the water spout, nah mean?
prefers pixel to the real.
Roadside, a possum.
ambulating on sidewalk—
Mount Tom goes nowhere.
ambulating on sidewalk
brings the good bad news.
“Hold on—I like to warm up with a little Sudoku.”
“Were you ever a fan of The Cosby Show?”
“Let’s say grace.”
“I request permission to mount.”
“When am I going to meet your grandparents?”
“Behold the flavor curve.”
Obama’s second inaugural (complete)
G.G. Allin on Sesame Street
G.G. Allin LIVE at North Korean nursing home
Public Radio’s Splendid Table with special guest G.G. Allin
Sen. G.G. Allin (R-NH)
G.G., M.D. (reality show)