Confederate Flag Haiku

Confederate flag,
Massachusetts bumper. In
the snow, a peacock.


Breasts (a Kenneth Lay prison poem excerpt)

I let imagination
Philander for me.

Female breasts
Unmoored from brassiere
Jog for position
In my male mind.

My libido
Inflates like a
Frightened sea cucumber.


90s Pop Couplet

British band Go West are the kings of wishful thinking.
I’m the king of putting avocado on salad.


Mama Kin Couplet

Steven Tyler keeps in touch with Mama Kin.
I’m not in touch with anyone from high school.


Couplet Van Halen

David Lee Roth might as well jump.
I might as well check my email.


Snoop Dogg Tercet

Snoop Dogg has a pocket full of rubbers and his homeboys do too.
I have a decent collection of 70s small press publications
and maintain ignorance of the contraception of my homepeople.


National Rifle Association Haiku

NRA stands, fights
Barack, Bloomberg, Ban Ki-moon.
In bog, bullfrogs bray.


Couplet Beginning with Katy Perry

Katy Perry kissed a girl and she liked it.
I ate an Italian cold cut grinder, and found it commendable.


Children’s Haiku

It’s early morning.
Here is a mulberry bush.
Let’s go around it.


Couplet Beginning with Michael McDonald

Michael McDonald keeps forgetting things will never be the same again.
I keep forgetting where I put my smoothie.


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