Greek Fragment #17

From a series of Greek fragments from the 7th century BCE.

So, Aphron has a social disease.
That’s curious. So far as I know,
he’s social with only one other:
that well-used whore on the corner.


Greek Fragment #16

From a series of Greek fragments from the 7th century BCE.

A woman can marry me
for what’s in my accounts,
so long as she acquaints herself
with what’s in my tunic, as well.


Greek Fragment #15

From a series of Greek fragments from the 7th century BCE.

The woman I love is pregnant
with that Aphron’s child.
It’s good news, in a way:
I’ve never seen a centaur before!


Greek Fragment #14

From a series of Greek fragments from the 7th century BCE.

“Help, I’ve been hit”:
this is the thought of every man
at the moment of his birth.


Greek Fragment #13

From a series of Greek fragments from the 7th century BCE.

My first suggestion
for those who would like
to practice augury?
Don’t get shit on.


Greek Fragment #12

From a series of Greek fragments from the 7th century BCE.

Despite the fact
that she has fewer holes,
a woman isn’t necessarily
easier to play
than a pan flute.


Greek Fragment #11

From a series of Greek fragments from the 7th century BCE.

I would gladly die in battle –
but only if I could live to reap
the benefits of my heroism.


Greek Fragment #10

From a series of Greek fragments from the 7th century BCE.

I was taking a woman in the ass –
or thought I was, anyway,
till she started speaking out of it.


Greek Fragment #9

From a series of Greek fragments from the 7th century BCE.

Do I care more for tragedy or comedy?
I don’t know: ask me on my deathbed.


Greek Fragment #8

From a series of Greek fragments from the 7th century BCE.

Once I’m dead, I’m nothing.
Also, I was nothing before my birth.
We cling to life, but it’s merely an intermission.


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