Final Screenplay for Peter Berg’s Film Adaptation of Battleship
Posted: May 22, 2012 Filed under: Other | Tags: Battleship Leave a comment »Timmy: A4.
Bobby: Miss.
Bobby: B7.
Timmy: Miss.
Bobby: This sucks. Your dad still got that trunk of porn?
Response to an Individual Holding a “Don’t Tread on Me” Flag
Posted: May 22, 2012 Filed under: Other | Tags: don't tread on me, tea party Leave a comment »“Is a ‘wet willy’ acceptable?”
Response to an Individual Holding a “Don’t Tread on Me” Flag
Posted: May 22, 2012 Filed under: Other | Tags: don't tread on me, tea party Leave a comment »“How about a towel fight instead?”
Response to an Individual Holding a “Don’t Tread on Me” Flag
Posted: May 21, 2012 Filed under: Other | Tags: don't tread on me, tea party Leave a comment »“Good thing you’ve got that flag! I was just about to continue my constitutional on your person.”
Bad Business Idea
Posted: May 21, 2012 Filed under: Other Leave a comment »Touch-free Erotic Massage
Something You Rarely Hear a Child Say
Posted: May 17, 2012 Filed under: Other Leave a comment »When I grow up I want to harvest antivenom.
Question Parents Ask Themselves Before Signing Son Up for Youth Lacrosse
Posted: May 16, 2012 Filed under: Other, Thought-Provoking Tale 1 Comment »How can we ever hope to ensure that our son will grow up to fulfill, or even exceed, his douche potential?
Another Way to Describe Cake if You’re in the Company of People Who Object to the Word Moist
Posted: May 12, 2012 Filed under: Other Leave a comment »This cake is exceptionally damp!
Things More Dangerous than Indoor Soccer
Posted: May 10, 2012 Filed under: Other | Tags: danger, indoor soccer Leave a comment »- Renting a Vespa in Florence
- Going anywhere near farm equipment when you’re the younger brother of a soon-to-be-famous musician during the early scenes of a rock & roll biopic
- That’s about it
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