Negative Correlation Wednesday: Bumper Sticker Edition
Posted: May 9, 2012 Filed under: Axiom, Discovery, Other Leave a comment »Variable 1: Drivers and passengers in vehicles featuring the following bumper sticker.
Variable 2: Sexiness
Timeline of Trepidation: American Health Care System Edition
Posted: May 5, 2012 Filed under: Other Leave a comment »Thursday evening: Prostate exam (Yeah, that kind).
Friday afternoon: Lunch of many beets.
Saturday morning: At first, a very alarming BM.
Party Stopper
Posted: May 3, 2012 Filed under: Other Leave a comment »If you don’t mind, I’d like to spend some time alone with your cat.
Excerpt from an Early Version of Tim Burton’s Batman Script
Posted: May 2, 2012 Filed under: Other Leave a comment »The Joker: [fuming] This town needs a Chili’s!
Lessons From Popular Music: To Where The Author Has Learned Not to Go Down.
Posted: April 26, 2012 Filed under: Aphorisms, Other Leave a comment »Implicitly, but definitely not,The River.
Or, one can just generalize from Elliott Smith and learn it is best to simply, “Don’t Go Down”.
Lines from Dr. Dre’s “Nuthin but a G Thang,” Revised
Posted: April 25, 2012 Filed under: Other | Tags: Dr. Dre Leave a comment »I continue to make my case: I am a fully-realized man!
I look good, if I might say so; I believe you might say so, too.
If female comrades demur, I’ll engage in civil discourse
And endeavor to disabuse them of misconception.
Last Words of a Bedridden Long Jumper
Posted: April 24, 2012 Filed under: Other | Tags: last words Leave a comment »“Would I were not bedridden, and could leap into this great expanse!”
Hard-Hitting Reference Questions One Receives When He/She is a Children’s Librarian.
Posted: April 23, 2012 Filed under: Other Leave a comment »“Do you have books about puppy fashion?”
McSweeney
Carson Cistulli
Woytek
daynperry
Najib
Sean Casey
Dan Lurie
