Comments for The New Enthusiast

Comment on Idea for a Novel About Adolf Hitler by rambodiaz

rambodiaz — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 00:48:06 +0000

What if – and this is just a thought but hear me out – he has a slightly eccentric black neighbor who won’t talk but is frequently heard playing the blues on an old guitar?

Comment on Not a Late-1970s Popular Music Lyric, But Should Have Been by rambodiaz

rambodiaz — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 00:40:56 +0000

Somewhere, the former members of REO Speedwagon are reading this and are amazed that they did not think of this first.

Comment on On the Proper Appreciation of the Sandwich by rambodiaz

rambodiaz — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 00:37:12 +0000

But what of pickles? On the sandwich, or do they stay to the side? And if so, are they part of the sandwich or not? Or should a third part be devised? That which is condiment.

Comment on Ice Cube’s “It Was a Good Day” Translated into Ancient Greek and Then Translated Back into English by Carson Cistulli

Carson Cistulli — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 21:55:53 +0000

That remains entirely the same, turns out — especially, the “butt” part.

Comment on Ice Cube’s “It Was a Good Day” Translated into Ancient Greek and Then Translated Back into English by Sean Casey

Sean Casey — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 20:27:12 +0000

Damn right.

But how does your translation treats the “sex scene” in the song–the part that ends, “I put her butt to sleep!”

Comment on Proper Reactions When Your Friends Tell You They’re Trying to Have a Baby by Jake

Jake — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:24:40 +0000

Oh, you’re trying to have a baby? I’m trying to have a second childhood through therapy and CraigsList! Your kid and I are going to have tons to talk about at our future play dates!

Comment on Expressions that, like “Brrrr!,” Indicate a Low Temperature by Mike in Milwaukee

Mike in Milwaukee — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 17:06:45 +0000

Sorry, areola. My fault.

Comment on Expressions that, like “Brrrr!,” Indicate a Low Temperature by Mike in Milwaukee

Mike in Milwaukee — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 17:06:12 +0000

*ariola

Unless you meant “Orangutan Aurora Borealis,” which would be awesome.

Comment on Greek Fragment #7 by Sean Casey

Sean Casey — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 21:57:51 +0000

What’s with all the butt stuff?

Comment on Bathing Cistulli by Dan Woytek

Dan Woytek — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 21:37:27 +0000

If only Cistulli bathed every Wednesday!