The Comedian Right Before Henny Youngman

“Take my wife — for example, I mean. Take her, for example. I don’t want you to actually take my wife — like, to snatch her from our home under cover of darkness. What an absurd notion!”

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3 thoughts on “The Comedian Right Before Henny Youngman

  1. The Derivative Comedian Right After The comedian Right Before Henny Youngman

    “Take my second cousin, if you please! Twice removed!! [pause for laughter] I don’t even know him! Really! We’ve only met twice! At family gatherings!”

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