Regarding the Phrase “Broken In”

Comrade Cistulli just recently opined on the auspicious context for deploying the phrase “gently used.”

Similar could be said of “broken in”: good for a baseball glove, bad for vast sectors of humanity.

However, given our species’s bottomless freakiness, I imagine that a fetish does exist wherein the imaginative perv with time to spare imagines himself a new baseball glove and enlists a fellow fetishist to soak him in linseed oil, rope him up tightly in twine, and leave him to sit and limber up in a dark corner of a garage for a week.

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