Answer to the Question, “From Whence Springs Your Love of Ken’s Steak House Italian Dressing?”

Short, ecstatic answer: From the circuitry of nerves in my mouth, inseparable from the circuity of the cosmos, from the beginning of time until time croaks!

Long answer: An adequate answer begins with the Big Bang, and surveys of the history of the cosmos, from the time when there was no time to the afternoon in the mid 80s when a piece of iceberg lettuce glistening with the celestial hues of Ken’s Steak House Italian Dressing passed the threshold of my mouth, made eternal inscription into the cosmos, and proclaimed the following reality: there was never a time without my love of Ken’s Steak House Italian Dressing. A love of Ken’s Steak House Italian Dressing (the standard, not light or low sodium, variety) reaches back into the timeless void, and extends forward to the time when time will again be no more.

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