Alternatives to “Raise the Roof!”

“Tidy up, so this room feels more spacious!”

“Deepen the basement!”

“Content yourself with low ceilings!”

“Ingest drugs, and alter your perception of this structure’s dimensions!”

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3 thoughts on “Alternatives to “Raise the Roof!”

  1. Ha, love these. Don’t forget the ever popular “Is this a load-bearing wall? If not perhaps we could remove it!”

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