On the Email for Which the Author Must Be Waiting, Its Contents

Mr. Cistulli,

Rest assured: your life will be painless and long. You will only die when you’re ready to die. Your funeral will be well-attended by family, friends, and admirers of your work. You will be celebrated in the world’s most important and widely distributed periodicals. You will inspire an eponymous adjective of an entirely positive nature.

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