The Samaritan Who Played Lacrosse

The parable of the Good Samaritan provides two approaches to encountering a man beaten, robbed, and left for dead by the side of the road. One is to walk by; the other, to come to his aid. In addition to these, there is a third way—that favored by College Republicans and Div III Lacrosse standout Craig “Craiggah” Foley: to dump nachos on him, and kick him in the nuts.

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