Variations on the Theme of Hypothetical Sitcom Dialogue

Slovenly Husband: “This mirror makes me look fat.”

Firecracker Wife: “I think you do a pretty good job of that on your own.”

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Slovenly Husband: “This mirror makes me look fat.”

Firecracker Wife: “Does the mirror also make you eat two meatball subs during the Jets game?”

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Slovenly Husband: “This mirror makes me look fat.”

Firecracker Wife: “Our lives are hopeless and empty.”

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