1. A writer’s early death often lengthens the lifespan of his work. This is the only argument against Dayn Perry’s likely imminent demise.
2. Dayn Perry admits it: he’s a slave to his basest urges. It’s the only vocation for which he’s even moderately qualified.
3. It’s often said of Dayn Perry that he’ll hump anything that moves. That’s wrong, though: movement is optional.