Best Adult Personal Ad of 2012

SWM looking for discreet Ernie-and-Burt relationship. I’m a disease-free, meat-and-potatoes Ernie, ludic and barmy; you’re a punctilious Burt who gurns and grumbles through his days. Together, we will be as two endangered sea beasts who, having swum our entire lives in desperate search of a mate, dislike what we’ve found. No touching.

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