Inappropriate Things To Do at a Bunga Bunga Party

check email

read The Economist

use a rubber

declaim verse

have second thoughts

eat salt and vinegar potato chips

bring Nick Kristof

say “no”

not penetrate someone *

call timeout

salt Silvio’s game

contemplate the Absolute

play boardgames

give voice to the voiceless

“pump the brakes”

refer to the Vatican

* Exceptions are made for those being penetrated. Even they, however, are encouraged to “get creative.”

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