Utterances to Avoid at a Bunga Bunga Party

“How’s the wife?”

“Mind if I pop on this Ani Difranco CD?”

“Is that a penis?”

“I had Taco Bell for lunch.”

“Hey, guys, look—is what I’m doing right now a venial or mortal sin?”

“Enough with the male gaze, Silvio.”

“What’s the deuce-dropping policy here?”

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