Recommendations from the Center for Responsible Onanism

Limit scope of ambition

Stretch first

Maintain proper salt level in diet to reduce likelihood of charlie horse of wang

Don’t solicit assistance

Refrain from listening to “drum n bass” or “jock jams”

Keep creativity on short leash

Be prepared

Don’t mimic Neil Peart

No shouting in German

Keep open mind

Breathe

When in doubt, don’t

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s