Adult Personal Ad (translated from Italian)

Divorced white former head of state seeks North African teenager for indiscreet Bunga Bunga exploration. You’re an underage Tunisian girl bearing startling resemblance to Barack Obama; I’m a transnational masculinist with a king’s thirst for snatch. Are you in my country illegally? I will catch you and deport you to Planet Pleasure with my penis. Yes, we can.

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