On the Unfortunate Portrayal of Canadians in News Media

Contrary to how they’re portrayed in popular news media, Canadians actually bear a striking resemblance to other humans. It’s true, of course, that Canadian infants possess massive beards that glisten like dawnlight on a Schwan’s truck. It’s also demonstrably the case that lactating Canadian women account for the greatest part of that nation’s GDP. Otherwise, there’s little to distinguish them from other iterations of homo sapiens — and reports of Canadians using swan parts to decorate their hair and eyes are grossly overstated.

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One thought on “On the Unfortunate Portrayal of Canadians in News Media

  1. As a proud Canadian , I would like to thank you for your heartfelt efforts in clearing up a lot of misrepresentations of Canadians in general, and Canadian women and children in particular.
    You are a credit to your nationality……

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