New Enthusiast Alcohol Intake Guidelines

So as to heighten hues of the phenomenal and more fruitfully plumb the sensate, it is permissible, even advisable, even laudable, to drink in moderate excess of original intake estimate, but inadvisable to so surpass this volume as to purchase with one’s good times a ticket to a three-day Barenaked Ladies concert of despair, with encore of self-loathing, somewhere in the expansive American Midwest of bowel discomfort.

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