Five Surrealist Pick-Up Lines

  • Can I perform some photojournalism in your safe space, milady?
  • Do you want we should rendezvous in the swimsuit area?
  • Excuse me, miss, but did you request a private dancer for your metaphorical lakes region?
  • Shall we phosphoresce together sans delay?
  • Might I acquire lending privileges to your private library?
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