1. Dayn Perry records every drink he consumes, give or take, on a spreadsheet. It’s much more robust, this document, than the one he maintains for compliments.
2. There’s no disputing Dayn Perry’s generosity. For example, he’ll share his genitals with almost anyone.
3. Anyone who reads these epigrams against Dayn Perry might assume the author is exaggerating. I’m not. I’d share my scars, too, as proof — but they’re almost entirely emotional.