Things to Do on Your 21st Birthday

Soul Train line

shop at Whole Foods

listen to Paul’s Boutique

get “ignant”

free weights with the guys

shout invectives in Boston accident

eat two Cadbury Creme Eggs, when but one was on the docket

root for an unlikeable large-market baseball team

go to New Hampshire, buy scratch ticket

swim

the Lambada

convert to Judaism by accident

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