Similes for Mark Leidner, Part Three

Parts: 1 / 2.

It’s like a seance that’s pornographic.

It’s like Turtle Waxing your genitals for some reason.

It’s like a father yelling “walk it off” at his son’s corpse.

It’s like that episode of Twilight Zone with Biggie in it.

It’s like what the Japanese call “dance-floor seppuku.”

It’s like what the Japanese call “high-quality business massage.”

It’s like what the Japanese call “slow-motion disaster event.”

It’s like ollieing over a mass grave for the first time.

It’s like a trebuchet with your nads in it, accidentally.

It’s like getting when the getting isn’t as good anymore.

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