Entirely Logical Things To Do After a Dispiriting Experience at the DMV

Join a paramilitary militia.

Move to Cambodian countryside.

Buy several dozen burgers, freeze them. Throw them at kids getting off school bus.

Yell terrible things at farm animals.

Visit grave of Milton Friedman. Bring him offering of fruit and sweet tea. Ask advice.

Grow suspicious moustache.

Prep for end of days.

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