Fun Things To Do at the 2013 NRA Annual Meeting

Rubber bullet toddler hunt

Whistling contest

Unicorn-drawn hayride

Adoration at Holy Shrine of the Blessed Bald Eagle Rectum

Rent slaves

Ostrich wrestling

Puppy torture

Politely admire comely women

“Good Guys with Guns” Sandy Hook reenactment

Hippie dissection

Visit bar tent and toast 2nd Amendment with pint of the official microbrew of the NRA: The Fermented Urine of Charlton Heston

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