Rediscover the pleasures of the flavorless American lager

Make chronological time your pleasure companion

Listen to radio broadcast of Red Sox game for crowd noise

Dance to Cage’s compositions for metal objects for audience of infants

Give to Syrian Armenian relief fund

Become the grateful cosmic inchworm of NOW

Put all that is on the grill as offering to Goddess of Autumnal Delay

Locate enduring wisdom in ignorant shaking of moneymaker