Lines Wisely Cut from Intimate R&B Love Song

“I think your mother was my substitute teacher.”

“Do you like snacks?”

“I am no longer constipated.”

“You make me feel like Ryan Lochte.”

“Have you ever read the Faerie Queene?”

“I sobbed at the end of Wall-E.”

“I have an old tube of lube in my glove box.”

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