Old Jay-Z Lyrics, Repurposed for a Hallmark Valentine’s Day Card

I keep it fresher than the next bitch.
No need for you to ever sweat the next bitch.
With speed, I make the best bitch see the exit.
Indeed, you gotta know you’re thoroughly respected by me,
Happy Valentine’s Day.

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