Three Tolerable Aphorisms Regarding Wine and Its Consumption

1
As a guest at a dinner party, I’m among the very harshest of wine critics: if there’s not enough wine, I become critical.

2
Good wine is better than mediocre wine: that’s obvious. Mediocre wine is much better than no wine at all, however.

3
At the market yesterday, I wanted to buy the five-liter bottle of wine for €5. My wife, meanwhile, insisted on the 3/4-liter bottle for €6. Her palette is superior to mine, I concede that; her grasp of arithmetic, however, much worse.

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