One Suspicious Type of Person

I’m wary of those who navigate life by means of their aspirations. Recently, for example, I saw a vanity plate that read RUNMOM. The back of the car was littered with promotional decals for long-distance races.

Preferable are those who identify more closely with their missteps — the woman driving on the highway with the words Just Divorced scrawled cheerfully across the rear window.

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