One’s future spouse mistakenly assumes all road sides containing “CC” such as “MHCC” foretell a Country Club and not a Community College.
Variable One: Subject of the phrase, “He really tells it like it is”.
Variable Two: Same subject being a racist, white guy.
“But, I just went to the taqueria for lunch today!”
Hiding the Kofi Annan instead of the Afikoman.
That with their t-shirts, Nike, has filled in the douche-niche vacuum that was once inhabited by No Fear t-shirts.
“Farts are just gas leaving the body.”